When I was paying for my last night’s lodging she asked for 10 Durham each for the taxi phone call two nights ago and for the 6 ounce OJ after my walk from the restaurant.

“You are going to charge me 10 Durham each for a taxi phone call and for one small OJ?”

“You are very rich.”

“I am not rich.”

“But you are American, you are rich.” 

“I am not rich.”

I gave her 400 Durham.

She handed me 3 coins (20 Durham) shorting me 65 Durham. 

She had the balls to ask “Is OK?”